Things I've seen: at Thom Browne.

Aiden Andrews after Thom Browne.

I have no words. Only pictures. And pictures aren’t even enough to describe the extreme factor of the Thom Browne show last night.

First of all, we were in this huge garish, extravagant ballroom type room with chandeliers and mirrors and gold everywhere. In the centre of the room was a huge long table, adorned with food and plates and glasses and cutlery and floral arrangements and candles. Around the table – about 40 models. 18 on each side, 2 on each end. They all sat, slow motion eating and staring straight ahead. At random intervals, one (or two) would stand up and slowly circle the table (twice) before sitting back down.

Actually, I give up. I can’t explain it. Just look at the pictures already.

One thing I do have to say, though – it was amazing.