Anyhow, to the point. I was just wondering – see that satchel you’re carrying there? Yes, that one. Do you think it would be possible for you to maybe send that over to me in little ol’ New Zealand? It looks like just the size I need to carry my things around in, and you know I would be so appreciative. And don’t you think this Lowe deserves a little bit of that Loewe in her life?
I look forward to hearing from you.
PS: If for some reason you’re unable to fulfill my satchel dreams, I fully understand. However, I do just want to let you know that I’d also be extremely happy to receive the below bag as a kinda-sorta consolation prize…? Just incase you were wondering…