Today I received an email from a friend. It read like this:
“Bro. I just found out I am going to an advance media screening of 500 Days of Summer TONIGHT. Jealous much?”
I can confirm now that yes, I am jealous much. And maybe a little bitter. If only I were some media whore tycoon that was invited to such events. (Okay, maybe a lot bitter). Anyhow, I have convinced said friend to rub it in my face by writing me up a quick review of the film. If she doesn’t follow through, I encourage all my readers (all 3 of you) to egg her house in protest. In the friendliest, least bitter way possible.