Oh, someone was kind enough to write this darling song about me, I just had to share:
Ode to Katherine Lowe
Lyrics: Nivin Sewpershad
Composer: Nivin Sewpershad
Her name is Katherine Lowe, she is an oh.
You can invite her to a hip hop gig, but she won’t go.
She is an indie kid, to the 3rd degree.
Some might say she’s hobo, but she’s just indie.
One time I thought I saw her out and about.
Turns out it was just a hobo, drinking malt liquor from a spout.
She is my friend, but I try not keep it on the down low.
Because if I’m seen with her, people think I’m also hobo.
She designs stuff all day long, it’s pretty sweet.
One time she made me a chart for a meeting, it went down a treat.
Sometimes she’s crazy, sometimes she’s not.
Most of the time I pretend to listen and just nod.
This is as far as my song goes.
About a girl named Katherine, Katherine Lowe.
I forgot about this. Best.song.ever.